Received another e-mail (I get lots of it,ranging from marriage proposals to death threats =D ) This one,I don't know,maybe he's a spurned lover or just plain woman hater.As a woman,of course I oppose to these.But in the spirit of fun (and annoyance?) I'm sharing it with you.
Women have a clever way of making their personal dating ads sound very enticing. They throw in these different adjectives to make a man believe that they are all of these great characteristics. However, when the man who answers the ad meets that woman in person, he realizes that he has been tremendously deceived. To save you time in finding the right woman in the personal ads, I received a guide that will help you. This dictionary of woman's personal ads will help you decipher keywords that show how a woman really looks. Check it out.
40-ish means 49.
Adventurous means Slept With Everyone.
Athletic means Flat-chested.
Average looking means Ugly.
Beautiful means Pathological Liar.
Contagious smile means Does a lot of pills.
Emotionally Secure means On medication.
Feminist means Fat.
Free Spirit means Junkie.
Friendship first means Former very 'friendly' person.
Fun means Annoying.
New Age means Body hair in the wrong places.
Open-minded means Desperate.
Outgoing means Loud and embarrassing.
Passionate means Sloppy Drunk.
Professional means High-maintenance snob.
Voluptuous means Fat.
Large frame means Hugely fat.
Wants Soul mate means Stalker.
I hope that this dictionary of womanese helps you avoid making matchmaking errors so that you can find true love.