Before I sleep,I'll leave you with this:
An old man goes into a drugstore to buy some Viagra."Can I have 6 tablets cut in quarters?" "I can cut them for you" said Dan the Pharmacist "but a quarter tablet won't give you a full erection"
"I am 96 years old"said the old man,"I don't want an erection,I just want it sticking out far enough so I do not piss on my slippers". =D